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If murdered, please place my ashes into women's bike seats, so I can be between the two things I love the most.

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May 2, 2010 10:17 AM - Requests - by HawaiianBob

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If murdered, please don't let my mother post pictures of my funeral on Facebook...like she does with everything else.

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May 1, 2010 06:56 PM - Requests - by Lee

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If murdered, mayonnaise.

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Apr 30, 2010 09:46 PM - Will - by

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If murdered, i would like to be stuffed and be the one to hold the door for people at my own wake

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Apr 28, 2010 08:23 PM - Requests - by SGTgrib

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If murdered, it was the 6'6", ex Italian husband of my ex Thai girlfriend who got upset after I sent him 384 copies of our " romantic" emails, some 600+ copies of texts and a few photos. Mama mia...those photos. Ciao !

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Apr 28, 2010 04:22 PM - Who Killed Me - by Itwasworthit

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If murdered, Sister you know what to do create a Wikipedia page about me and tell everyone at twitter....make me Famous!

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Apr 28, 2010 02:18 AM - Requests - by meensat

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If murdered, load from the last save point.

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Apr 27, 2010 08:38 PM - Requests - by Save Point

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if murdered my bestfriend probably took the "serial killer quiz" and decided to see if anyone would actually kill to see him again at a wake. Whatever "bro" just make sure I'm at the wedding "A Rose for Emily" style.

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Apr 27, 2010 10:03 AM - Who Killed Me - by tokugawasmile

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If murdered, please find someone who deserves my facebook account and give it to them. cause I am a facebook addict, I'm not sure there's a computer up there, and I would be pissed if no one updated my facebook account.

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Apr 27, 2010 06:29 AM - I Hope - by ivanlawalata

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If murdered, it was by cats, it's always the cats.

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Apr 27, 2010 01:09 AM - Who Killed Me - by Raychill

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