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If murdered, please do not worry. I will be alive alive again in three days. By the way: please don't put my body in a cave with a big rock in front of it. It is too exhausting to push it away!

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Apr 27, 2010 12:16 AM - Will - by Jesus Christ

If murdered, please replace my body in the casket with a life size cardboard cutout of me, smiling and waving. Make it open casket.

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Apr 25, 2010 09:09 PM - Requests - by Gabby

If murdered, put my blackberry and macbook in with me. NO ONE can see the things on there ;) oh, and tell all of my past lovers I faked it every time except with 1 of them, keep them guessing forever :)

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Apr 25, 2010 08:37 PM - Requests - by surflovedani

If murdered, please have Detective Bobby Goren solve the case.

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Apr 25, 2010 07:31 PM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

If murdered, it was probably my grandmother. Too many "your mom" jokes to mom and dad...Sorry Grandma.

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Apr 25, 2010 02:58 PM - Who Killed Me - by blarghhhhhhh

If murdered, I would like my tombstone to say, "I always said reality sucked the life out of me..."

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Apr 25, 2010 10:45 AM - Requests - by bookworm527

If murdered, I want the whole cast of Harry Potter there holding their wands up for me.

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Apr 25, 2010 06:35 AM - Requests - by monique

If murdered, those plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. How you use that knowledge is up to you.

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Apr 24, 2010 07:33 PM - Light Messages - by The Professor

If murdered please put a jar of pickled brains in my coffin. That way when I return from the dead, I can have a snack. I'll be hungry.

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Apr 23, 2010 08:46 PM - Requests - by Dragett

If murdered, please don't let Kanye West step in and say "Yo Dee, hold up, but I gotta say Michael Jackson had the best death ever this past year!"

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Apr 23, 2010 03:52 PM - Requests - by Dee

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