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If murdered, make everyone sit in silence staring at my closed casket for an hour or so. Then, suddenly, blow open the lid, and rise me to the ceiling dressed in Dr Furter's kinky outfit, with Sweet Transvestive playing out loud with smoke+lasers. I also wan't everyone to dance the Time Warp dance.

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Apr 14, 2010 08:33 AM - Requests - by BlueOrchid

If murdered, feel free to make a lamp shade, curtains or even gloves out of my tattooed skin; at least this will prove mum that tattoos are good for something, and the ink+artwork won't go to waste.

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Apr 14, 2010 08:04 AM - Requests - by BlueOrchid

if murdered....please pay kanye west to show up at another funeral and say "sorry to interrupt your funeral,but Nanas is having one of the best funerals of all time OF ALL TIME!!!!!"

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Apr 14, 2010 07:25 AM - Light Messages - by Nanas

if murdered, I wand to be cremated in an open casket

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Apr 14, 2010 07:23 AM - Heavy Messages - by Dr.No.

If murdered, make sure you bury me in the ancient Indian burial ground just off of pet sematary and bring me back to life. I would like to have the chance to murder the idiot who killed me first.

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Apr 14, 2010 06:40 AM - Requests - by Jenbobs94

If Murdered, please burn all of my handmade stuffed animals, throw out all of my 'Friends' and 'Big Bang Theory' DVD's, sell all my books and replace them with something cooler so it looks like I actually had a life before I died. Fankoo very much.

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Apr 14, 2010 06:25 AM - Requests - by Jenbobs94

If Murdered do not under any circumstances bury my ass anywhere near my husband. I didn't sign up to spend all of eternity w/ that bastard.

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Apr 13, 2010 07:42 PM - Requests - by $carFace aka BadCompany

if murdered, please tell my guild i wont be there at 8 to finish the raid. shit.

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Apr 13, 2010 11:33 AM - Heavy Messages - by d4rk3nd

if murdered it was the pizza man i did not tip him ... he looked at me like wtf no tip and said have a good life... which i thought was creepy

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Apr 12, 2010 02:54 AM - Who Killed Me - by it was the ...

if murdered, murder the hanson bros so i can watch them burn in hell along with me

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Apr 12, 2010 02:40 AM - Requests - by hanson h8ter

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