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If murdered, I hope my body's never found so my mom can pretend I ran away to Fiji.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:50 AM - I Hope - by JoanJenson

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If murdered, give my Micro-Machine collection to my brother.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:49 AM - Will - by PeterKraus

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If murdered, the the redheaded barista at my Starbucks did it. He hate-stares at me every day when I pour the top 2" of coffee into the trashcan to make room for milk like he wants to injure me.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:24 AM - Who Killed Me - by Jen

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