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if murdered, have chuck liddell punch my grandma in the face since i told her it was gonna happen

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Apr 12, 2010 02:31 AM - Requests - by kindapintobeanish

If murdered, throw me into a meat grinder (industrial size), turn me into sausage paste then make links out of me then feed it to children and cows

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Apr 12, 2010 02:21 AM - I Hope - by killer crazy

If murdered have random people ask everybody at the funeral "I totally understand the candlestick but why in the library? Bitch couldn't even read!!!"

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Apr 11, 2010 03:41 AM - Light Messages - by barbie

If murdered. Please put this on my tombstone. Here lies Stephen. And he's bloody annoyed.

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Apr 10, 2010 05:43 PM - Requests - by steve

If murdered, make sure that each one of my former friends has a limb of their choosing chopped off and buried with me. In the event of my passing I choose at that moment to collect the extreme debt that each of them owe me.

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Apr 10, 2010 05:29 PM - I Hope - by Anonymous

If murdered, put me face first in the coffin with my pants sagging put a straw sticking out of my nose and engrave on my tombstone "crack kills."

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Apr 10, 2010 05:07 PM - Rando - by ShaneAndresBradford

If murdered, tell me who would cry, who would smile, and who wouldn't care.

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Apr 10, 2010 02:03 PM - I Hope - by thegirl

If murdered, arrange my body in the shape of a Nike swoosh, put a "Just Do It" shirt on me, and report it as a suicide.

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Apr 9, 2010 09:45 PM - Requests - by Jon

If murdered, please remove and skin my penis and place it in a random tin of hot dog sausages

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Apr 9, 2010 12:10 PM - Requests - by eddy1990

If murdered, don't judge me when you clean out my sock drawer. That little lamb came on to me first.

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Apr 9, 2010 09:23 AM - Light Messages - by jujupea

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