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If murdered, admittedly, I always pee in pools, hot-tubs, baths and showers - so its likely that I have touched alot of you in some way or another.

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Mar 2, 2010 01:16 PM - Rando - by bbsolmy

If murdered, I do not wish for a hole to be dug. I would just like Chuck Norris to do a push-up on my casket, which everyone knows will just force the casket down.

#259
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Jan 14, 2010 12:16 AM - Requests - by gcbball22

If murdered, please donate my face to Pavi Largo. If he requests the rest of my body, please give it to him and do not ask questions.

#1115
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Mar 14, 2010 02:07 AM - Requests - by Annie

If murdered, make sure all my stuffed animals go to good homes, and donate my books to kids in need of good literature.

#428
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Jan 19, 2010 03:36 PM - Will - by bookwormcorpse

If murdered, please dress me up as an old time sailor and staple a live parrot to my shoulder. Then tie me to a small boat with my hand stapled to my face over looking the sea. Shove me off and say your goodbyes. It is up to the parrot now if he wants to live by pecking my corpse apart or die.

#154
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Jan 13, 2010 12:42 PM - Requests - by Sarah

If murdered, I would like an episode of Law and Order: SVU loosely based on the events surrounding my death to be filmed. I would like to be played by Taylor Swift. Also, Ice T must make a derogatory comment towards white people sometime in this episode.

#914
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Mar 2, 2010 02:49 AM - Requests - by sticklersyndrome

If murdered, pay Lindsay Lohan to come to my funeral crying and saying I was the best she ever had just to piss my parents off. Make sure she's not wearing any panties.

#1250
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Mar 27, 2010 09:29 PM - Requests - by blackviolets

If murdered please keep my farmville going. its doing really well and i would hate it going to waste.

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Mar 30, 2010 09:47 AM - I Hope - by Lil Dub

If murdered for the love of jesus do not use my school photo, i look just like my mum and i dont want the shown around the world!

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Mar 24, 2010 08:46 AM - Requests - by lottospots

If murdered, Ryan, I really do love you. And I'm sorry that you think I'm too young (despite the fact that I will be 18 in 7 months) Sorry for kissing you in Cody's car and sorry for the morning after when we were hungover. I hope you meant everything you said.

#1233
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Mar 24, 2010 10:15 PM - Heavy Messages - by maryjane92

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