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If murdered, it will be on my wedding night. My fiancee and I have saved ourselves for marriage, and to be honest, I'm afraid of her. I have nightmares of her with a praying mantis body tearing my head off and eating it after we have sex the first time.

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Jan 12, 2010 09:06 AM - Who Killed Me - by jakefriedman

If murdered, please take my cremated remains and dump them all over Sarah Palin, in the vain hopes that some of my Lesbian will rub off on her; and she'll stop being such a Shithead. I'd be happy, though, if I just Horrify her. That will be awesome just on it's own

#449
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Jan 22, 2010 12:41 PM - Requests - by kerriober

If murdered, tell my little brother why my friends call mom a 'spinner.' He asked me the other day and I said I'd tell him when he was older.

#855
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Feb 24, 2010 01:09 PM - Requests - by jakesteed

If murdered, I would like to be placed in a wheelchair and driven around town by Lou Ferrigno. If anyone asks Mr.Ferrigno who I am, he must say that I am a stunt actor from the original HULK TV series who was paralyzed in a Ferrigno-fit and my care and support is court ordered.

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Jan 13, 2010 06:11 PM - I Hope - by spaghettisunday

If Murdered, I want to be buried as a clown, make-up, big shoes, and all. That way, if there is a zombie apocalypse, I'll be the freakiest thing out there.

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Mar 16, 2010 11:00 AM - Light Messages - by Drackler

If murdered, someone tell my husband as he is oblivious to anything concerning me.

#732
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Feb 11, 2010 02:02 PM - Rando - by divadrea75

If murdered, please pray to god and ask him to open the gate to heaven for me... i'd be royally pissed if he didn't.

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Apr 2, 2010 10:35 PM - Requests - by andrewg

dress me as an angel and hang me on top of the christmas tree

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May 8, 2010 01:29 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, please have Snookie do a Robert Frost reading at my funeral.

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Jan 12, 2010 04:48 PM - Requests - by situation

If murdered please don't tell mom that she'll find eighteen years worth of my boogers under the living room couch.

#412
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Jan 18, 2010 05:21 PM - Light Messages - by jimbo1377

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