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fuckin bring me back to life

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Mar 30, 2010 09:47 AM - Requests - by sean

If murdered, find my killer, tie him up, and make him watch nothing but tv clips of the judges' reactions on America's Got Talent, So you think you can dance, American Idol, etc for the rest of his natural life. This would be far worse than my supposed fate.

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Jan 8, 2010 06:56 AM - Requests - by IreneGyuza

If murdered, pay Bob Saget come to my funeral. Surely hopped up on crack cocaine, hookers on each side, and a bottle of Jack in each hand. He should start his eulogy of me by saying, "Damn, that guy was so crazy he made me look like Danny Tanner."

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Jan 25, 2010 07:14 AM - Requests - by Grant

If murdered please be sure to play the intro lyrics to "Smooth Criminal" by MJ at my funeral. My mother will be mortified.

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Mar 27, 2010 09:16 AM - Requests - by griff1863

If Murdered dress me up in a clown suit with an open casket funeral and when someone honks my nose, I spring up with my hands spread out and mouth open...inside my mouth is all my inheritance.

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Mar 11, 2010 01:39 AM - Requests - by Kyle

if murdered, dont allow my enemies to pee on my grave. Unless they're really really hot.

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Mar 22, 2010 02:18 PM - Requests - by DoNotPush

If murdered, I do not wish for a hole to be dug. I would just like Chuck Norris to do a push-up on my casket, which everyone knows will just force the casket down.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:16 AM - Requests - by gcbball22

If murdered, i want to be catapulted out of the solar system as a preserved biological sample to any civilization that may find my body.

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Jan 13, 2010 10:20 PM - I Hope - by frequentflier

If murdered, please know that running away in a zig-zag pattern from a gunman, thus ensuring only a 1 in 400 chance of getting hit, and a 1 in 100 chance of taking a bullet to a major organ...still means someone's got to make up that margin of fatalities. Can I have a Sham Wow please..?

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Feb 10, 2010 05:13 PM - Who Killed Me - by Cinder

If murdered I'd like to be buried with a dog. The neighbor's dog will do fine.

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Feb 28, 2010 12:02 AM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

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