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  <title>If murdered please put my cell phone in my pocket </title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered please put my cell phone in my pocket just in case im just knocked out so i can call someone to get me out<br><br>By: frostdude<br />on 05-06-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If murdered, Get Scruff McGruff on the case so he </title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered Get Scruff McGruff on the case so he can take a bite out of crime<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 03-06-2010<br>Category: Light Messages<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If murdered, please find all the dragon balls and </title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered please find all the dragon balls and wish me alive again<br><br>By: lazymarshmellow<br />on 03-06-2010<br>Category: Will<br>Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If murdered and I do make it to heaven I want God </title>
  <link>http://www.ifmurdered.com/view/Rando/1511</link>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered and I do make it to heaven I want God to greet me saying quotyou proved them wrong you didnt go to hell quot<br><br>By: Ria<br />on 02-06-2010<br>Category: Rando<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ria</author>
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  <title>If murdered, please sell my story to the original </title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered please sell my story to the original CSI Im obssessed and my dad hates that show because he thinks they need to buy a lightbulb<br><br>By: bookworm527<br />on 30-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If murdered, please don't bury me if you see golde</title>
  <link>http://www.ifmurdered.com/view/Requests/1502</link>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered please dont bury me if you see golden light start to exude from my sleeves and orifices Im regenerating and I dont want to be six feet under when I finish And keep your hands off my laser screwdriver (whod have sonic)<br><br>By: Sorcha<br />on 29-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 10 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sorcha</author>
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  <title>If murdered, please preserve my body, wire a red l</title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered please preserve my body wire a red lightbulb into my nose and turn me into a life-size Operation game It takes a very steady hand<br><br>By: Sorcha<br />on 29-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If Murdered . . . it was the girlscouts; because i</title>
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    <![CDATA[If Murdered    it was the girlscouts because i didnt quotpay upquot<br><br>By: woahhkenzie<br />on 29-05-2010<br>Category: Who Killed Me<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>if murdered, it was the muffin man. The muffin man</title>
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    <![CDATA[if murdered it was the muffin man The muffin man the muffin man<br><br>By: ono<br />on 25-05-2010<br>Category: Who Killed Me<br>Yes Votes: 21 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>ono</author>
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  <title>If Murdered, It was cause Lost ended and i simply </title>
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    <![CDATA[If Murdered It was cause Lost ended and i simply cannot live without that show (<br><br>By: Lil Dub<br />on 24-05-2010<br>Category: Who Killed Me<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 13<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Lil Dub</author>
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  <title>If murdered, I want Hannah to have my clothes and </title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered I want Hannah to have my clothes and Precious to have my makeup kit I also want Taylor to have my homework You know for all of those times when I had HER homework <br><br>By: Holly<br />on 24-05-2010<br>Category: Will<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Holly</author>
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  <title>If murdered, don't cross my arms in my casket. I'm</title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered dont cross my arms in my casket Im not going down a damn water slide Im trying to get comfortable dammit<br><br>By: not waterparking<br />on 19-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 31 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If murdered i want life is beautiful by sixx am to</title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered i want life is beautiful by sixx am to play My family is very religious and quiet(<br><br>By: it<br />on 17-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>it</author>
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  <title>If murdered cremate my remains, make them into a p</title>
  <link>http://www.ifmurdered.com/view/Requests/1481</link>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered cremate my remains make them into a pencil and then only use me for crosswords (despite the fact you could easily do the puzzle in pen)<br><br>By: nunnie87<br />on 16-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If murdered, take me to the orchid station and res</title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered take me to the orchid station and reset the island <br><br>By: John Lock<br />on 11-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>John Lock</author>
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  <title>If murdered, untie me from the ceiling fan, take t</title>
  <link>http://www.ifmurdered.com/view/Requests/1475</link>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered untie me from the ceiling fan take the gag out of my mouth and hide the porn<br><br>By: Climaxxed Out<br />on 11-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Climaxxed Out</author>
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  <title>If murdered, take the half of my body that you can</title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered take the half of my body that you can salvage and robototicize the rest Dont forget to give me the RED lightsaber the plane with the curved wings and a helmet that looks like a half eaten mushroom cap <br><br>By: ivehadsexwithleia.yoda<br />on 11-05-2010<br>Category: Heavy Messages<br>Yes Votes: 10 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>ivehadsexwithleia.yoda</author>
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  <title>If murdered, (while diving with sharks) i would li</title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered (while diving with sharks) i would like to be stuffed and placed in Rob Dyrdeks Fantasy Factory thank you<br><br>By: jenn:<br />on 10-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>If murdered, take my body and make a beer pong tab</title>
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    <![CDATA[If murdered take my body and make a beer pong table out of it Only use on Halloween<br><br>By: J-Bone<br />on 09-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>J-Bone</author>
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  <title>dress me as an angel and hang me on top of the chr</title>
  <link>http://www.ifmurdered.com/view/Requests/1468</link>
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    <![CDATA[dress me as an angel and hang me on top of the christmas tree<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 08-05-2010<br>Category: Requests<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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